My bad Brad, I thought that you must have hired a personal trainer to design a custom yoga pose program tailored individually for you given these names, Left to Chance, Slot Machine, Right of Passage, The Joy of Hooking, Off the Hook, Once a Hooker, Second Glance, Scaling the Ramparts, Barbarians at the Gate, Holding the Line, Into the Breach, and V for Victory.
Sorry for my mistake. By the way, how short do they make yoga pants?