I seem to recall this scenario rearing its hideous head on several previous occasions and the answer is always the same.
Like clink, I appreciate all the time and effort Mud and mudworm have put into it over the years.
Maybe one of the retired IT wizards we have as members would be willing to take on the task and risk an implosion before the doomsday clock runs out. Jim? Aaron? Bruce? anybody?
Alternatively, we can all give Peter Popoff a call and request the Miracle Spring Water. He is a televangelist listed as living in Bradbury, California (seems fitting eh?). Get the water, drink it, sprinkle it, do a mud dance, pray.
