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Re: route words
« Reply #1220 on: July 26, 2023, 05:23:49 AM »

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Re: route words
« Reply #1221 on: July 27, 2023, 01:03:08 PM »

Somebody I know (that's going through a rough time right now) said something today that I thought would make a good route name.

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Re: route words
« Reply #1222 on: July 30, 2023, 03:35:03 PM »

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Re: route words
« Reply #1223 on: July 31, 2023, 04:28:26 AM »
Absence and Flatulence

Abscess and Flatulence is more interesting.

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Re: route words
« Reply #1224 on: July 31, 2023, 12:30:55 PM »

 But my version is so poetically entwined.

 Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

 Flatulence makes a fart blow yonder…
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Re: route words
« Reply #1225 on: August 01, 2023, 05:47:39 AM »
But my version is so poetically entwined.

 Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

 Flatulence makes a fart blow yonder…

Abscess makes the farts go Honda.
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Re: route words
« Reply #1226 on: August 01, 2023, 12:16:10 PM »

Not sure this could qualify as a Brad joke.

Briham may know if it is already in the archives or if it is good/bad? enough to qualify.

A man went to his doctor and told the doctor “every time I fart it sounds like the word Honda”. The doctor examined him but could not figure out what was wrong. He sent the man to a number of specialists to see if they could figure out what the problem was. None of the specialists could determine the root cause of the problem either. Finally, as a last resort - his doctor sent him to see a dentist. After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist asked the man to open his mouth. When the dentist looked inside he said “ah ha... I see what the problem is - you have an abscess tooth!”. The man says “what does an abscess tooth have to do with my farts?” The dentist said “well it's obvious - everyone knows abscess makes the farts go Honda.”



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Re: route words
« Reply #1227 on: August 01, 2023, 02:19:36 PM »

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« Reply #1228 on: October 05, 2023, 01:16:19 PM »
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Re: route words
« Reply #1229 on: October 05, 2023, 05:32:32 PM »

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Well you got a serious chuckle out of Victrola with that one.

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Re: route words
« Reply #1230 on: October 07, 2023, 01:53:41 PM »

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Re: route words
« Reply #1231 on: October 08, 2023, 09:22:26 AM »

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Re: route words
« Reply #1232 on: October 24, 2023, 08:45:35 AM »

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« Reply #1233 on: October 26, 2023, 09:05:02 AM »


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« Reply #1234 on: October 27, 2023, 09:08:18 AM »

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Re: route words
« Reply #1235 on: October 29, 2023, 09:43:08 PM »

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Re: route words
« Reply #1236 on: October 29, 2023, 11:38:44 PM »
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« Reply #1237 on: October 30, 2023, 08:16:44 AM »
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Re: route words
« Reply #1238 on: October 30, 2023, 08:24:07 AM »
Finally a good route name suggestion.

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Re: route words
« Reply #1239 on: November 01, 2023, 04:42:18 PM »
heres a few would love to see on routes:
Do you have the Gall?
Victim of circumstance
Choss Poetry
The Implication