Crud Dud (Someone who failed to social distance from those infected, and caught granitetightass when it rages in mid to late Spring months.)
Poo Poo Pinnacle (Any new route under 40 meters or 5.9, when you aren't part of the FA)
Roundup took my gopher (The incredibly sad story of an enthusiastic gardener's battle with penile cancer)
Illegal for now (Child labor.)
Unwilling little crud (Unfinished homework, laundry, dishes, mopping of floors and lawns not mowed. Modern youth.)
Cobble hobble (Chaining a toddler to a large boulder, for safety, while rope-soloing, because the daycare and gym closed during covid.)
Guidebook schmidebook