route words

[JC w KC redux]

Five Aces.

You must have one up your sleeve.

[Brad Young]

Just a game with lots of wild cards.

[JC w KC redux]

Just a game with lots of wild cards.

I'm a fan of the Old West when someone could draw down and blast you out of your boots for cheatin' at cards.
Those were truly the good ole days.

Aces and Eights 

[clink]

Fruit of the Illuminator

[waldo]

I'm a fan of the Old West when someone could draw down and blast you out of your boots for cheatin' at cards.
Those were truly the good ole days.

Aces and Eights 

Tell it to Wild Bill. Those mostly preferred shooting someone in the back. There must be a climb worthy of "Drygulch".

[JC w KC redux]

Tell it to Wild Bill. Those mostly preferred shooting someone in the back. There must be a climb worthy of "Drygulch".

One of my favorite movies about that subject is The Missouri Breaks.
Tom Horn is pretty good too.

The Regulator Route

[briham89]

Five aces

Just a game with lots of wild cards.

I play in a monthly friendly ($6 buy in) poker game in Santa Cruz and depending on who's house the game is at the rules change. We play many games with lots of wild cards and the on going debate is whether a Royal Flush or 5 aces is the best high hand. Nothing like losing the high hand with 5 aces.......but at the same time nothing like losing with a Royal Flush.

[JC w KC redux]

Dry Gulcher

Regulator

Four Flusher

[clink]

Four Flusher

 Yesterday morning.

[waldo]

Yesterday morning.

I thought that was a different thread.

[JC w KC redux]

Four Flusher

Yesterday morning.

Low flow fixture?
Or were these courtesy flushes to keep a Special Edition from ass-fix-ee-ate-ing the residents of your abode?

[JC w KC redux]

I got shut down on Spaceman Spiff yesterday morning. 

Failure to Launch

I led Taking the Wind Out of Your Mudsails. 

Separation Anxiety

[clink]

Muddrums

[JC w KC redux]

Fixe-ation

[JC w KC redux]

Muddrums

Horse Muditudes

Row, Blow or Call for a Tow

[F4?]

Condor Balls


Side note, while driving to Monterey, I saw by the road a Turkey Vulture staring at a flock of Turkeys.

Turkey vs Turkey stare down.

[Brad Young]

Hallway Sex.

[Brad Young]

Their marriage had broken down at one point to where he said that all they were ever having was "hallway sex."

I asked him those years ago "what in hell is hallway sex?"

"You know, we pass in the hallway, look at each other and say 'fuck you.'"

She stood by him to the end of course.

[CruxLuv]

   Oh that is hilarious!!

[F4?]

We need a joke thread...