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Re: route words
« Reply #1180 on: April 09, 2023, 08:52:56 AM »

 Have stuff, will strut.
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Re: route words
« Reply #1181 on: April 09, 2023, 01:40:47 PM »

Route Words turned 60 today.

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« Reply #1182 on: April 09, 2023, 01:54:57 PM »
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So thats where you were yesterday.

 Next year, if I work out a lot to compete in the Hunky Jesus contest. We could team up as a duo and win! You'd be the Apostle Peter.


 I was at my daughter Laura's baby shower

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« Reply #1183 on: April 09, 2023, 01:58:53 PM »
Next year, if I work out a lot to compete in the Hunky Jesus contest. We could team up as a duo and win! You'd be the Apostle Peter.

You'll need to grow out your hair and beard to look the part.

What kind of pastries ya got there?
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Re: route words
« Reply #1184 on: April 09, 2023, 02:03:05 PM »
Chocolate Chunk cookies from Pavels bakery
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« Reply #1185 on: April 09, 2023, 08:21:09 PM »
Congrats there Gramps!!!
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« Reply #1186 on: April 19, 2023, 08:06:33 PM »

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Re: route words
« Reply #1187 on: April 24, 2023, 01:14:58 PM »

 Spurt of the Moment
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Re: route words
« Reply #1188 on: April 24, 2023, 04:36:07 PM »
Congratulations, Clink! Those grandkids will keep you hopping.

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« Reply #1189 on: April 25, 2023, 11:04:11 AM »

Thanks Waldo, and they do but if it’s too much hopping, they can go home with their parents.
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Re: route words
« Reply #1190 on: May 04, 2023, 11:19:25 AM »
 

 Mount Nutmoore (JC’s slowmo inspired, maybe nutnomoore is more appropriate)
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Re: route words
« Reply #1191 on: May 04, 2023, 11:58:10 AM »
To nut or not to nut?  That tis the question.

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« Reply #1192 on: May 04, 2023, 12:41:24 PM »

Fall off the back for a good nutting.

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« Reply #1193 on: May 04, 2023, 01:59:56 PM »
It was the best of nuts.  It was the worst of nuts :out:

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Re: route words
« Reply #1194 on: May 04, 2023, 03:06:52 PM »

Borderline Bipolarism


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Re: route words
« Reply #1195 on: May 04, 2023, 03:18:45 PM »

Dr. Heckle and Mr. Jive


TOM & BRAD’S COMPLETE
THE LOST WORLD NEW ROUTES LIST; all routes appearing in the same order as are routes in the 2013 guidebook
>[October 31, 2022]

...

Doctor Heckle  5.12a **
a.    Page(s) the route would appear on:  It would appear on pages 346 and 347.
b.    Description:  This is the left-most of a series of routes that start from the big finishing-ledge where the routes Tom’s Wide Crack Finish, This is Your Brain On Jugs, Jug Overdose and Game of Stones end.  Doctor Heckle and Mister Jive  both start at the back of that ledge from those routes’ two-bolt top anchor.  Climb the bolt-protected left side of a 30 foot high, thin, hourglass-shaped flake that is connected only at its bottom and top.  Continue straight up past more bolts before traversing left to the edge of the face and then up.  Finish at a two-bolt anchor located on the outer edge of Pop Bottle Ledge.
c.    Descent:  Lower 75 feet to the start-ledge and anchor.  Rappel to the ground from there.  Alternatively, walk left off Pop Bottle Ledge.
d.    Gear:  Eight bolts.
e.       FA Party/Date:  Tom Addison, Steve Temple, September 7, 2019.
f.       Source(s):  Notes from Tom Addison’s memory and research while working with him to update The Lost World route list, September 2019 through May 2020; further inspection of this route, July 20, 2021.
g.    Other: 

Mister Jive  5.12a **
a.   Pages(s) the route would appear on:  It would appear on pages 346 and 347.
b.   Description:  Start at the same two-bolt bottom anchor as Doctor Heckle.  Bolts protect the right side of the 30 foot high, thin, hourglass-shaped flake.  Continue up, along seams to an overhanging face (the route crux).  Finish at a two-bolt anchor 12 feet right of Doctor Heckle’s anchor.
c.   Descent:  Lower 75 feet to the start-ledge and anchor.  Rappel to the ground from
   there.  Alternatively, walk left off Pop Bottle Ledge.
d.   Gear:  All bolts, no gear.
e.   FA Party/Date:  Tom Addison and partner, 2019.
f.   Source(s):  Notes from Tom Addison’s memory and research while working with him to update The Lost World route list, September 2019 through May 2020; further inspection of the route, July 20, 2021.
g.   Other:  Note that the wide crack between Mister Jive and Twenty Years of Solitude has been subject to non-serious cleaning and climbing efforts, but hasn’t been led.  It’s probably best to consider this a closed project at this time.


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Re: route words
« Reply #1196 on: May 04, 2023, 04:11:53 PM »

That's pretty punny.
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Re: route words
« Reply #1197 on: May 04, 2023, 04:57:29 PM »
Paired routes with clever names is cool.  Phobos and Deimos.  Chubby Rain and Fake Purse Ninjas.  Hate and Discontent.  What are some more?

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Re: route words
« Reply #1198 on: May 04, 2023, 05:05:00 PM »
-  Icarus and Daedalus.

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Re: route words
« Reply #1199 on: May 04, 2023, 06:33:59 PM »
Conduit to the Cosmos and Pipeloads to Pluto