In your retirement you might contemplate starting your own clothing line. Gender Reveal Outfitters or possibly The Walking Wardrobe Malfunctions Development Co., WWMD? Featuring your Extreme Minimalist or Scantology clothing lines, highlighting that 3 complete sets will fit easily in 1 of your accessorizing Little Ditty Desert Dirt Bags.
The money savings, by modeling any “waist down” shots yourself could be substantial.
With your sexy man legs, your “Modern Loincloth” with the small zippered pouch for a cell phone pics would probably go viral. Great exposure for a budding company. (IMO, the loincloth, large zippered pouch version, for a guidebook and snacks, just wouldn’t look right from any angle)