Man, I need to find time to spin again because otherwise, you guys are going to leave me in the dust out there! Only a month into spinning classes, Mud is dropping me left and right on our rides now.

I was tempted to sabotage his workouts. The other day, my evil twin took action -- she adjusted his alarm clock 49 minutes backwards, so when he gets up at his 5:11 am, it's actually my 6 am

He didn't find out. But last night, my conscience did not allow me to remain silent any more -- I didn't want Uber to wait for 50 minutes in the gym. Oh, there went my evil plot.