You know you are in Kentucky when...

[F4?]

Klink you might like KY


Nah!

[clink]

 KY is for rookies

[JC w KC redux]

KY is for rookies

Try publicly announcing that in the hills and hollers of eastern Kentucky

[clink]

 Gimme three steps

[Brad Young]

You get no trick or treaters this year, again.

Oh, wait. That's for rural California, outside of a closely-built subdivision.

[JC w KC redux]

People park on the lawn when there is plenty of room in the driveway.

[JC w KC redux]

One day it is summer-like and the next it's snowing.

Time for some chili and a bourbon barrel brewsky 

[JC w KC redux]

When it's hot and humid with an excellent chance of thunderstorms and bourbon barrel aged beer.
 

[JC w KC redux]

Great thunderstorms came through last night.
Swirling winds with heat and bolt lightning, thunder, rolling thunder and just a touch of hail with the downpour.
We stood in the doorway and watched the deluge.
Reminded me of childhood (in Akron) when I watched the clouds - waited for a storm to blow up and then just sat and watched it. I'd climb to the top of a tree in our backyard and get a wind ride in the crow's nest/crook of branches at the top and then scamper back down just ahead of the storm.
Sometimes I would grab the golf umbrella and sit on a big Dutch elm tree stump in the back yard while it poured all around me.
Good times.

[clink]

 I hear if you try flying to Cincinnati, you’ll end up in Kentucky. Are pilots attracted to better bourbon?

[JC w KC redux]

Yesterday was 502uesday at Churchill Downs - ramping up for the 150th run for the roses.
If you don't get it - the area code is 502 - this could go on the not so clever jokes and sayings thread.

At the rate I'm sweating during my workouts it's more like run for the noses (or hoses).

[JC w KC redux]

In your retirement you might contemplate starting your own clothing line. Gender Reveal Outfitters or possibly The Walking Wardrobe Malfunctions Co., WWM?

Watching the 150th Kentucky Derby coverage today - it scares the hell out of me to think about what kind of "Fascinator" Brad might design to go with his new fashion line.