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Sitting and Day Dreaming => Information Desk => Topic started by: Tuff Chik on April 05, 2020, 05:00:39 PM
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Today is JC's bday - normally we would celebrate by going to Pinns, but between House Arrest and the rain, we are home. Hopefully next year we can celebrate it in style.
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Happy birthday old man!!
Vegan cake?
:-[
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Happy birthday, John.
What a contrast to last year!
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Vegan cake?
:-[
Yep - we worked together on a vegan carrot cake with icing. Probably have it in about a half hour.
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Happy Birthday JC!
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Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday young man!
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Thanks guys.
We had a relaxing day.
Still listening to the rain this morning.
The new recipe carrot cake was a big success.
No processed sugar but it knocks your sweet tooth out of the ring.
Oats ground to powder for flour, dates, raisins, banana, coconut milk, grated carrots, cinnamon, nutmeg, baking powder and vanilla.
Frosting made in the blender - cashews, dates, vanilla and water.
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday! Keep piling them up!
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I got this joke for my birthday and since it is 4-20 all month...
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me"
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard "What's the matter with you!?" The lizard explains that he was up in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The monkey looks down and says "OMG! DUUUUDE .... HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"
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For you and Brad. One liners. Study up. :-*
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Never gets old.
My wife said I was one of a million....now I know why!
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For you and Brad. One liners. Study up. :-*
Thanks for the laughs.
I didn't write the stoner joke but figured it was worth sharing.
Somebody shared it with me for my birthday.
Wouldn't even try to imitate those guys.
It is fun listening to other excellent stand up comics talking about how impossible it was to follow either of them at a gig - especially Rodney. He always killed.
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Gotta love Rodney’s humor.
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^^^
The rappin starts at 34:51 (I remember hearing this song long ago).
Stand up routine before that.
Funny stuff.
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It's not working.
Story of my life.
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The rappin part is cheesy funny.
The standup side of the record is pure fire.
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Never gets old
;D
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I have always liked his timing. Just as one is registering in your mind he throws out another and keeps the crowd going. Totally working it.
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When I married my wife, she said I do. I should have asked "with who"?
They said you weren't fit to sleep with dogs, I stood up for you and said you were.
Always making fun of himself, never gets old.
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